Wednesday, February 12, 2014

University Joke

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
1 of Santa Singh of UTKAL UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question:-

"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of UTKAL UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
"Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",,
It was all Over...

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked ....
UU Rocked...!!!

Husband, Wife and Pregnancy Joke.

Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...

Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?

Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.

Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???

Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi
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