Thursday, May 29, 2014

The Lady, Car, The theft And His husband at police station.

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. 
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Rash Driving Joke

Rash Driving Joke

Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab.
Police: Paise hain?
Ladka: No.
Police waale ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur kuch baal khich ke ukhaad liye.
Ladka, in pain: Aisa kyun kiya?
Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaant bhi nahi ukhad saka.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Insult of the day

Insult of the day
Wife was making Maggi noodles......
She calls hubby and asked to have sex with her...... 
Husband was surprise but happily fucked & asked.....
why suddenly you invited me for sex in the Kitchen ?? 
Wife.... " The Timer is Not Working "
I Know that You dont last more than 2 minutes...

Look Up

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Stop watching this video, live life the real way!

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Sunday, May 4, 2014

Saddest climax of movies.

Saddest climax of  movies.
Here is a list of movies with sad ending.

Tere Naam

Rang De Basanti

The climax of Anand was really difficult  to forget.
Any heart touching and unforgettable  ending  for you? Please Comment.

Friday, May 2, 2014

manager Aur Andha Byakti (Manager and the Blind man)

एक अँधा आदमी एक फाइव स्टार होटल में गया !

होटल मैनेजर ने उससे पूछा :- ये हमारा मीनू है, आप क्या लेंगे सर?

अंधा आदमी :- मैं अँधा हूँ, आप मुझे अपनी किचन से, चम्मच को आपके खाने
के आइटम में डुबोकर ला दें, मैं उसे सूंघ कर, आर्डर कर दूँगा!

मैनेजर को यह सुनकर बड़ा ही आश्चर्य हुआ, उसने मन ही मन में सोचा कि, कोई
आदमी सूंघकर कैसे बता सकता है कि हमने आज क्या बनाया है, पकाया है !
मैनेजर ने जितनी बार भी, अपने अलग-अलग खाने के आइटम में, चम्मच डुबाकर,
अँधे आदमी को सुंघाई, अंधे ने सही बताया कि वो क्या है, और अँधे ने सूंघ कर ही खाने का आर्डर किया !
हफ्ते-भर यही चलता रहा.
अँधा सूंघकर, आर्डर देता और खाना खा कर चला जाता !
एक दिन मैनेजर ने, अँधे आदमी की परीक्षा लेने की सोची कि यह
सब एक अँधा आदमी सूंघकर कैसे बता सकता है ?

मैनेजर किचन में गया और अपनी पत्नी मीना से बोला कि, तुम
चम्मच को अपने होठों पर रगड़ो! मीना ने चम्मच को अपने होठों पर रगड़
कर चम्मच मैनेजर को दे दी!
मैनेजर ने वो चम्मच अँधे आदमी को ले जा कर दी और बोला, बताओ आज हमने
क्या बनाया है ?

अँधे आदमी ने चम्मच को सूंघा और बोला :-
ओह मायी गोड! मेरी क्लासमेट मीना यहाँ काम करती है !

मैनेजर बेहोश

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